Sunday, July 19, 2015

REVIEW: THE WAR AGAINST THE ASSHOLES



I'm sure I won't be the first to look at the title of Sam Munson's urban fantasy tale and cringe a bit. However, for me a bit of that cringe is hoping that people won't be immediately turned off, mistaking the bold, yellow-coloured obscenity on the cover as an indicator that this is a book hoping to trade on sassy shock value in place of literary substance. In fact, the opposite is true, and there is a lot to like in Munson's naughtily named novel.

The book follows the tale of Mike Wood, a teenage high school quarterback used to solving problems with muscle. In perhaps the most socially conscious use of blackmail I've seen, Mike is tricked by the nerdy loner of the school, Hob Callahan, into READING (*insert gasp*). The title of choice is a mysterious book called The Calendar of Sleights, a seemingly innocuous guide to a library of cards tricks. In actuality, it is a cleverly disguised litmus test for whether an individual has the talent for actual sorcery.

After passing this initial entry test, Mike enters a world of underground speakeasies, secret schools of spellcraft, and a silent rebellion against the titular "assholes"; a conflicting magical tradition, steeped in ritual and nigh-religious dogma. The Theurgists (the “official” moniker for the Assholes) possess a fierce prejudice against the style of craft that Mike and his compatriots practice: one that has led them to commit a multitude of genocidal atrocities in the name of stomping out all resistance to their deadly doctrine.

Munson's book is a very specific incarnation of urban fantasy. It takes much of its tone from the sleight of hand culture that emerged at the turn of the 20th century, when travelling magicians gained popularity. The type of magic written about here is very informal and personalized. Aside from the Sleights in the Calendar, there are no how-to's, principles, or rules. It's incredibly improvisational, with the nature of the trick largely dictated by the particular proclivities and talents of the practitioner. Hob is a Mozart of misdirection and illusion, his older brother Vincent has a special gift for anything involving plants, and Mike, true to his background, has talent in the form of enforcing his own violent physicality on his foes.

In terms of archetype, the book could best be described as dark coming of age tale. Mike finds companionship and belonging within his new circle of friends otherwise absent in his thuggish football teammates. But the world he is delighted to find he belongs in rapidly reveals itself to be a deadly one, both from the threat of the "Assholes", and the physical toll that every spell exacts upon the user.

The War Against the Assholes
is a refreshingly odd, street-level take on urban fantasy, well-rooted in a story about growing up, discovering your identity, and the gradual erosion of naivete that comes with it. Munson pulls off his own sleight in his gradual unveiling of the story, and though the ending is more a silent vanishing act than a flashy finale, it somehow fits. Sometimes the good guys win, sometimes the bad guys do; but somewhere in between, flickers of literary magic happen, and that's enough for me to recommend this book.


Vincent Smith is a taoist, aspiring writer, and dyed-in-the-wool psychology geek at the University of Guelph. You can find his writing on video games, comics, movies, and all things geek at The Rogue's Gallery and One of Us. Check out his FB page, Vincent Smith: Writer, Scholar, Gentleman, for more musings from the dark corners of the internet. Plus the occasional cat photo.

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  26. PENIS ENLARGEMENT, WEAK ERECTION, FEEL LIKE A KING IN BED POWERFUL LOVER WITH COMPLETE CONTROL IN BED YOU CAN FUCK ANY WOMAN TO ORGASM AND IT,S EASY My name is Greg Williams from USA am here today to testify about my true life story many men all over the world today are suffering of small joystick (PENIS) and weak erection of the penis. I am 56 YEARS and have lived a very lonely life because of it. I can,t even look at women in the eye because of it. It has caused me great torment through-out my life. I had sex with a lot of girls but also had a lot of rejections and a lot of girls mock on my size. For me the thoughest part is not that girls mock on my size but when my wife packed out of the house and started seeing another man. Let’s me say that 85% of men & youth all over the world are really suffering of small joystick (PENIS) and weak erection of the penis. Some men today no longer enjoy their spouse any more, due to the size and weak erection of the penis, because of this act their ladies goes out to have sex with those men that their penis is bigger still strong and stand erect. This act breaks marriages or relationship. My condition have changed today after contacting DR.OSCAR DILAN the great herbalist, If you,re in the same condition please contact him via his email:oscardilan68@yahoo.com OR oscardilan68@hotmail.com OR oscardilan68@gmail.com .... YOU CAN USE ANY OF THE EMAILS.. YOU CAN ALSO CALL / ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136 so you can feel like a REAL MAN AGAIN AND BE HAPPY FOR LIFE......

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  27. HOW I GET FREE FROM HERPES AFTER 8 DAYS

    My name is Paulson Hooker,i am from USA.I want to share my testimony on how i get cure of my HERPES GENITAL with the help of Doctor OSCAR DILAN, I have being suffering for this disease for a very long time now and I have try several means to get rid of it, but there was no solution to it because my doctor told me at the hospital that herpes has no cure.I have being scam by several people on internet who claim that they have herpes cure.but I never gave up, until I saw a post,posted by JACK WILSON. when I saw her testimony I was happy because she make a statement that the herbal doctor medicine is for free. after reading the testimony,so I collect the herbal doctor email and mail him about my herpes that I need cure and 4 hours later he replied my mail, and told me to send him my details about my self and after that he told me that his herbal medicine is free and that the only thing that I need to do, is to provide money that he will use in getting the herbal medicine preparation done and I told him that he should give me 2/3 days to get the money amd we keep on sending mail to each other and using phone calls to communicate and three days later I got the money that he request for in getting the items and I send it to him he email me that he has purchase the items that he is about to prepare the herbal medicine and after the preparation he send the herbal medicine to me via fedex and he also give me the guide line on how to use the herbal medicine and after using it for 8 days as he told me, then I went for medical checkup at the hospital and I was so surprise that the doctor congratulate me that am now herpes negative and I was so happy because at last am free from herpes and also I want to thank WILSON for using doctor OSCAR DILAN to cure my herpes and another testimony is that two of my friend who also have herpes that contacted doctor OSCAR DILAN for their own cure have also been cured from herpes and now they are also herpes NEGATIVE like me and if you have herpes or any other disease and you want to get rid of it, DR OSCAR DILAN is the best DR to cure it. If you want to be sharing the same testimony that am sharing with other who has being cure by him kindly contact doctor OSCAR DILAN via this email: oscardilan68@yahoo.com OR oscardilan68@hotmail.com OR oscardilan68@gmail.com .... YOU CAN USE ANY OF THE EMAILS... .... DR OSCAR GOT ALL CURE AND REMEDY TO ALL KIND OF SICKNESS YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SUFFER FROM AND ALSO SPECIALISES IN THE FOLLOWING:

    (1) If you want your ex-back.
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    (5) If you want a child.
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    (9) Herbal care
    (10) if you are unable to satisfy your wife sex desire due to low err action.
    (11) If your menstruation refuse to come out the day it suppose or over flows.
    (12) If your work refuse to pay you, people owing you.
    (13) Solve a land issue and get it back.
    (14) Did your family Denny you of your right?
    (15) Do you have a low sperm count?
    (16) Are you contesting for any political position in your country?
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    You are free to contact him at ( oscardilan68@yahoo.com OR oscardilan68@hotmail.com OR oscardilan68@gmail.com .... YOU CAN USE ANY OF THE EMAILS... ) ..... CONTACT HIM NOW FOR ALL ANSWERS TO ANY KIND OF PROBLEMS: oscardilan68@yahoo.com OR oscardilan68@hotmail.com OR oscardilan68@gmail.com .... YOU CAN USE ANY OF THE EMAILS......YOU CAN ALSO ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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  28. I have always wanted to be able to not live paycheck to paycheck or have any debt. I worked in accounting for about 20 years and was barely able to make ends meet. It seemed like any time I moved up in the company and received a RISE/PROMOTION, my living expenses would go up significantly and I was never able to get ahead... Then one day my best friend told me the truth about what he did when his wife left him. He had a love spell cast on her and she stopped the divorce proceedings and they got back together. When he told me this I asked who he used and he gave me the email address which is: oscardilan68@yahoo.com OR oscardilan68@hotmail.com OR oscardilan68@gmail.com .... YOU CAN USE ANY OF THE EMAILS TO CONTACT HIM and I immediately contacted him for help. I saw that they offered different kinds of money spells to help win the lottery. I was immediately intrigued. I have always felt like I was going to win the lottery someday. I had the jackpot lottery spell cast and awaited my win. I was told to play the lottery each week and I did what I was told. I played the lottery each week anyways, so it did not change anything. Within about two weeks it happened. I won $1000,000.00!! I could not believe it! It was more than enough money to retire right away, but I invested it well and it has allowed me to go down to part time work and will help me retire much earlier. I am eternally grateful for finding their email address: oscardilan68@yahoo.com OR oscardilan68@hotmail.com OR oscardilan68@gmail.com .... YOU CAN USE ANY OF THE EMAILS TO CONTACT HIM .... DR OSCAR DILAN IS VERY POWERFUL AND RELIABLE CONTACT HIM NOW: oscardilan68@yahoo.com OR oscardilan68@hotmail.com OR oscardilan68@gmail.com .... YOU CAN USE ANY OF THE EMAILS TO CONTACT HIM.....YOU CAN ALSO CALL / ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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  29. Attention To EveryOne ,


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  30. My name is martin Marisa from Canada, I want to quickly tell the world that there is a real on line spell caster that is powerful and genuine, His name is Dr ozalogbo He helped me recently to reunite my relationship with my husband who left me, When i contacted Dr ozalogbo he cast a love spell for me, and my husband who said he doesn't have anything to do with me again called me and started begging me to come back. he is back now with so much love and care. today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the powers to restore broken relationship back. because i am now happy with my husband. To anyone who is reading this article and needs any help, Dr ozalogbo can also offer any type of help like, Curing of all types of Diseases, Court Cases, Pregnancy Spell, Spiritual protection and lot's more. You can contact him Via his email ozalogboshrine@gmail.com call or add him on whatsapp with his phone number +2348162562991

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  31. My name is martin Marisa from Canada, I want to quickly tell the world that there is a real on line spell caster that is powerful and genuine, His name is Dr ozalogbo He helped me recently to reunite my relationship with my husband who left me, When i contacted Dr ozalogbo he cast a love spell for me, and my husband who said he doesn't have anything to do with me again called me and started begging me to come back. he is back now with so much love and care. today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the powers to restore broken relationship back. because i am now happy with my husband. To anyone who is reading this article and needs any help, Dr ozalogbo can also offer any type of help like, Curing of all types of Diseases, Court Cases, Pregnancy Spell, Spiritual protection and lot's more. You can contact him Via his email ozalogboshrine@gmail.com call or add him on whatsapp with his phone number +2348162562991

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  32. How I Get My Ex Back! Thanks to Dr. Okuns, Who Help Me Bring Back My Ex Love! you are really a great spell caster, that have the solution for any type of marriage problems. I advice You Everyone, Do You Need Your Ex Lover Back? Do You Need Strong Love? Do you Need A Child? OR You Need A Divorce? Dr. Okuns can help you out. Contact him via E-mail: herbal.home247@yahoo.com for any types of relationship solutions or WhatsApp/Call his phone number: +2348078467513 He also cure any types of Disease.

    This is a must read testimony by everyone!!! I am here to let the whole world know about this great man called Dr Okuns who saved my Family. Indeed he did a great job for me by bringing my ex husband back to me, who left me and my 2 kids since 2years ago and promise never to return back to me again, because of one girlfriend, but Dr. Okuns help me to bring him back with his spell caster. With this i have come to realize that given out Dr Okuns details to the world will do a lot of good to those that are having a broken home problems. You can contact him through this email: herbal.home247@yahoo.com OR Call / WhatsApp him on: +2348078467513
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  33. HOW I CURE MY CANCER....... my wife has been suffering from thyroid cancer which was confirmed to be stage four, the doctor told me there was little he could do since she wasn’t responding to treatment but a friend of mine came to our rescue by ordering this cannabis oil from Kabaka which she said has been helping some patient fight against cancer of various types so we decided to give it a chance, so far my wife is improving perfectly very well and presently she can walk around the house all by herself. I felt its necessary i let others who are suffering from this acute disease that once you have a good cannabis oil it can really give one a sound second chance of living. by chance if you happen to be in need of this cannabis oil you can contact Kabaka who supplied I and my wife with this email: kabakatemple@outlook.com add him on whatapp +2348114801221

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